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Should I become a lesbian or nun? last night, I decided to totally do away with men for good.
So what should my next step be? Becoming a Lesbian or a nun? | | neither. why give them up? I'm sure there will be one that you can be satisfied with. good luck. | Do you think Republican Michelle Bachmann is crazy or was she really guynapped by a Lesbian and ex-Nun? The attorney General had to look into her report she was guynapped by an ex-nun and a Lesbian in a women's bathroom, the AG did nothing about it since he said the charges were false. So that leads one to ask, is Bachmann perhaps not in control of all her mental faculties?
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www.advocate.com/News/Daily_News/… | | Crazy pretty much sums it up. | If you had to choose between being a celibate lesbian Nun, or being a very good and nice Muslim, which would.? you choose? | | Nun, get it | Should Catholics (Michale Voris) call Nun's stuff like: Lesbian's, shite feminists, new church priestesses? And call for the Vatican to get rid of all Nuns (As seen on the "Nun too much program dtd 3-6-09 aired on Realcatholictv)???
www.realcatholictv.com/ | Of course not.
These women have dedicated their lives to Jesus Christ.
If this is what this website is doing, I doubt if it has anything to do with Real Catholics.
With love in Christ. | Why do all my dates end up becoming either a nun, porn star or a lesbian afterwards? I guess I was lucky to be with them before they made their life change. | | well maybe you were so bad in bed, the nun decided she had had enough, the porno star needed someone better and the Lesbo opted for women!! | I kind of have lesbian crush on a pretty nun..... is that bad? shes hot and we get along and have tickle fights and stuff, but i feel guilty | I think I speak for most men here when I say, "OHLRIGHT!"
And yeah, that's fine. I doubt the nun would ever want a relationship with you but your feelings are only natural. Don't fight them. | How come gay people aren't allow to be priests or the pope or lesbian nuns? you know put a lil more varieties? Religious people should learn to love Gays and Lesbians too, they are also god's creatures. No it's not a sin ok, how come you guys can have sex, but not gay people? | I think, regardless of the sin, Jesus was clear: love the sinner, hate the sin. That's why when the woman, who was caught in the act of adultry was spared. She repented of her sin, (I'll concede, probably it was because she was caught and would die for it), and Jesus accepted that repentence.
If they quit the habitual sin of homosexuality, they should be let in. Just like catching priests as guy molesters they should be removed from their priesthood.
It is an honor to serve God in that capacity, not a right. | Is it possible for me to become a lesbian if I'm just sick and tired of fighting with stupid men? I don't really find women sexually attractive. Should I become a nun? | Lol, well no one should become a nun over a man, it is meant to be a spiritual moment in which you are committing to God, and his works.
But anyway, to be a lesbian you should be attracted to women.
You shouldn't change into something you are not, so don't :). Be happy being a man lover.! It's who you are.!
As for the fighting with men, maybe you just haven't found the right one. :)
Good luck in the future though.
Love, Andrea
XOXO | You personal opinion- How many percent of nuns have sex in churches? In a lot of monasteries newborn and unborn guyren bones have been found. So it means justas there are uncountable cases of catholic priests fulfilling their sex desires with guyren, there are unnumerable cases of nun have lesbian and hetrosexual relations. What's your opinion how many percent nuns have hidden sexual relation and how many percent priests have sex withguyren.
what do you think about pope john paul and the current pope? | Most of them masturbate! and they have plenty of candles of all sizes available to them...
Jesus comes from a long line of polygamist and incestuous forbears. Any Mormon can tell you that! Leah paid in DRUGS to her own sister Rachel to buy SEX from their common husband Jacob. Jacob and Leah became ancestors of Jesus in the first ever recorded DRUGS FOR SEX DEAL in the Bible! Jacob was married to BOTH SISTERS! Back then it was perfectly OK for Jacob to have 3some sexual intercourse with both sisters and any other wife or lover (concubine) at the same time. Leah wanted a more private session so she paid in drugs to her dominatrix sister Rachel! THEY WERE DOING DRUGS AND SEX ALL IN JACOB’S FAMILY INCLUDING THEIR CHILDREN! God renamed Jacob, ISRAEL! The Jews named their country after this man! I am not saying that anybody in Jacob’s family was a junkie! According to the Bible writers, they were all HOLY PEOPLE OF GOD worthy of full devotion!
In Israel, marrying girls of the same family is enforced in God’s law (Num 36:8)! King David is also an ancestor of Jesus. Among his many wives he was married to Michal and God personally added Michal’s own mom to his collection of wives! King David had 3some group sex in bed with MOTHER AND DAUGHTER at the same time! (2 Sam 12:8)! Christians are very picky in what they want to believe from the Bible. They DEFINITELY don’t accept the WHOLE BIBLE WORD BY WORD! Anything detrimental to the Christian faith is totally ignored! In the Christian Church at Corinth, Greece a guy was having sexual intercourse with his own mother and THE WHOLE CHURCH WAS VERY PROUD OF IT! (1 Cor 5:1-2) Strangely enough, Saint Paul didn’t damn the mother at all for having ABUSIVE SEX(?) with her own young son. On hearsay evidence alone, he reprimanded the guy who was probably still a teenager. He ordered that the guy “be turned over to SATAN for the destruction of his body! So he can go to Heaven when he dies” Saint Paul trashed the OT Law (Lev 20:11)! In the Bible stories no pedophile adult Christian is at fault, BUT THE ABUSED CHILDREN ARE! Now, Christians oppose same sex marriage, only to have one more “sin” to “save” people from regardless of what the Bible has to say about it!
Genesis 30:15-16 (NIV) But she* (*Leah) said to her, “Wasn't it enough that you took away my husband? Will you take my son's mandrakes too?” “Very well,” Rachel said, “he can sleep with you tonight in return for your son's mandrakes”* (*Wikipedia, “mandrake” is a hallucinogenic drug plant. Some preachers insist that it used to heal sterility in Bible times! The fact in the story is that Leah’s young son knew how and where to get drugs as needed! BTW, naming your daughter RACHEL can be a discreet turn on for some wacky Christians that read the Bible! There is hardly any girl named LEAH, even though she is the ancestor of Jesus!). So when Jacob came in from the fields that evening, Leah went out to meet him. “You must sleep with me,” she said. “I have hired you with my son's mandrakes.” SO HE SLEPT WITH HER THAT NIGHT* (*it’s “all in the family!”).
For an “Intelligent Designer” they came up with a very smutty Bible God!
When Rachel moved away from her father’s home she stole all her parents’ dildos! She knew that Jacob would fully satisfy her sexual cravings… Dildos were commonly used in those days especially in big polygamist families like King Solomon’s. He had over 1,000 wives and live-in lovers to please sexually! He is not listed in the Guinness Book of Records only because like Mickey Mouse, there is not a shred of evidence in the world that he ever existed! The Bible writers say that GOD made King Solomon the “WISEST MAN EVER TO SET FOOT ON THIS EARTH!” (1 Kin 2:12) Not even Jesus Christ was that wise! For over 300 Bible years the Temple of Solomon was a shrine of male and female prostitutes servicing God’s Holy People! (2 Kin 23:7) God NEVER objected until a prude King Josiah freaked out in desperation, and the Jews ended up in slavery, anyway!
Genesis 31:19, 34-35 (NIV) When Laban had gone to shear his sheep, Rachel stole her father's household gods* (*dildos in the form of idols). [34-35] Now Rachel had taken the household gods and put them inside her camel's saddle* (*spiritually speaking!) and was sitting on them* (*no disrespect to any venerable household God! They were made to be used in that area of the human body, anyway!). Laban searched through everything in the tent but found nothing. Rachel said to her father* (*in a moaning voice), "Don't be angry, my lord, that I cannot stand up in your presence; I'm having my period."* (*she was probably very juicy, but not of blood! So she was still “unclean” -Lev 15! In Islam teenage girls have their clitoris carved out so they won’t get juicy, and play with dildos!) So he searched but could not find the household gods* (*the Bible is FULL OF EROTIC STORIES like that!).
Ezekiel 16:17 (NIV) You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols* (*DILDOS made of GOD’s gold!) and engaged in prostitution with them!)
Prostitution is not a significant “sin” at all, if practiced to favor God’s Holy causes! Rahab was a professional Prostitute who committed high treason against her own Palestinian country! She lied to the police to protect the Jewish spies who came to spend the night with her. She made it into the Bible list of heroes of the Faith for full Christian devotion! She will preserve her title of a RIGHTEOUS PROSTITUTE FOR EVER AND EVER! It’s all in the Bible!
Hebrews 11:31 (KJV) By faith the PROSTITUTE* (*not ex-prostitute, but the submissive prostitute!) Rahab, because she welcomed the spies, was not killed with those who were disobedient* (*if Rahab ever existed she honestly didn’t know what was going on! She opened her legs for a decent trick and suddenly she is a hero of the CHRISTIAN faith! Even today, some very worthy male and female prostitutes are known to have been very kind to world famous televangelists like Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Baker, Ted Haggard and so many others! They ought to be checked and added to the list of Christian heroes of the faith along with Rahab!).
James 2:25 (KJV) In the same way, was not even Rahab THE PROSTITUTE* (*not the ex-prostitute, but THE PROSTITUTE!) considered RIGHTEOUS for what she did when she gave lodging to the spies and sent them off in a different direction (Joshua 2:1-3, 6:17-25).
The idea that a prostitute REPENTS of her “sins” and wishes to forget her “sinful” life is practically unheard in the Bible! Jesus NEVER healed any prostitute craving for more tricks. In fact, Jesus favored the prostitutes and the gays over his own people, the Jews!!!
Matthew 21:31b (KJV) Jesus said to them* (*Jews), "I tell you the truth (duck!), the tax collectors and THE PROSTITUTES* (*not ex-prostitutes, but THE PROSTITUTES!) are* (*not WILL, but ARE) entering the kingdom of God ahead of YOU* (*there is no need for Jesus to have died on the Holy Cross for any prostitute! They were entering the Kingdom of God in Heaven already, but Christianity still insists that Jesus needs to be nailed to a Holy Cross just to make sure so all the Christians can go to Heaven when they die!).
Matthew 11:24 0(KJV) But I say unto you, That it shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom in the day of judgment, than for thee* (*NOT A SINGLE BIGOT PREACHER EVER MENTIONS THAT THE SODOMITES OR RATHER GAYS ARE HIGHLY FAVORED ABOVE THE JEWS IN THE BIBLE!)
The Jews don't mind to let the prostitutes get into Heaven first so they’ll be there when they get there! Today, most Preachers follow a prudish made up morality only because they know that most Christians in America go for it, but what the Christians and preachers do in the closet is known only when they get caught! So if you have a choice to favor a prostitute, a Sodomite or a Jew, which one would you choose? Hint: WWJD™?
The Bible people were doing the kinkiest drugs and sex all along in the Bible stories. From inhaling the smoke of “burning bushes” to doing some mushroom specialties as depicted by the mushroom shaped bonnets worn by the High Priests of God’s Holy Temple! God prescribed hard liquor offerings to be poured on each sacrifice, too (Num 28:7, Psa 78:65). No wonder the Bible God is so psychedelically oriented!
For at least the first 300 Bible story years since it was open for public worship until the days of the homophobic King Josiah the Temple of The LORD was housing shrines for male and female prostitutes in Israel. It must have been a pride in anybody’s family to raise a guy to become a dedicated prostitute in the Temple of the LORD!
2 Kings 23:7 (NIV) He* (*King Josiah) also tore down the quarters of the male shrine prostitutes* (*male shrine prostitutes were homosexuals servicing God's people in a way that Christians wouldn't approve today!), which were in the temple of the LORD…
The wanking Bible writers made the Temple of Solomon in Jerusalem the ONLY authorized place of worship in Israel! So the most conservative clergypersons, preachers and their families and guyren had a place to worship God while at the same time male, female, gays and other bizarre prostitutes service the rest of the congregation! It is all in the Bible. It really puts to shame any Pagan place of worship! (1 Cor 5:1-2)
Like the old time spiritual goes…
♫♪…Those were the days…♪♫♪, my friend...♫♪♪ |
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