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Gary Glitter Jokes? Sorry In Advance? Gary Glitter announced from his cell today that after he has
served his time he and his family will be jetting off to Florida, USA to start
afresh...
He Said "As soon as I get out, I am going to Tampa with the guys"
Q. What sparkles like a diamond and is small enough to fit in a
schoolgirl's ring?
A. Gary Glitter
Gary Glitter and his girlfriend are in Blockbuster to hire a video
for the evening. Mr. Glitter's girlfriend asks him what he wants to watch.
he says
"How about we get Aladdin ?". His girlfriend says........
"Can't we just get a video, you're in enough trouble already."
Gary Glitter was on a ship with 100 boy scouts and 100 girl guides
when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced "We're
sinking!
Everyone abandon ship!"
Gary Glitter asked, "What about the guyren?"
The captain replied, "**** the guyren!"
Gary Glitter looked around eagerly and said "Do we have time?"
What's the difference between greyhound racing and Gary Glitter?
The greyhounds wait for the hare.
What is the worst thing about being Gary Glitter?
You have to go to bed before 7.00
How do you know when it is bedtime at the Glitter residence?
When the big hand touches the small hand
Have you heard about Gary Glitter's New Book?
It's called, "The In's and Out's of Guy Rearing
A young boy and Gary Glitter are out at night, walking towards the
forest.
The boy says, "It's dark! I don't like it! I'm scared!"
Gary Glitter says, "You're scared! I've got to walk back out of
here on my own!"
Gary Glitter is sitting in his living room surfing the internet on
his laptop. All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and
his girlfriend storms through.
She screams, "You ******* asshole!" and she heads into the bedroom.
Stunned, Gary flips off the computer and walks toward the bedroom,
wondering, "Now what have I done?"
Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase.
He asks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist
says that I
should leave you and that you're a paedophile!"
Gary responds, "Wow, you're pretty smart for an 8 year old."
Have you heard? Gary Glitter has pulled out of Guyren In Need | hahahahahahhaahahahahha
as sick as the are i luv'd them.
the 8 year old the best
lolage | Does my teacher fancy me? So I am 15 nearly 16, and he is 23.
He's very young, yes, and he's really, really hot. All the girls try to flirt with him and fancy him.
He's tall, dark eyes, dark hair and slim.
I'm quite mature and I'm not one of those silly fantasist schoolgirls, but lately, he's been doing alot of stuff that leads me to think he's attracted to me.
He always HAS to have a reason to touch me in a friendly way, and he's always giving me compliments like; "you look pretty" or stuff like that. He lets me smoke behind the back of the PE department (With him at the same time!) & he asked me to add him on Facebook once I've left school. He calls me little pet names at times, and when I was upset once he started stroking my face and told me to keep my chin up. Apart from this sort of stuff, he generally keeps himself to himself and doesn't really talk to many people as he's quite new.
He knows I fancy him, and he asks me suggestive comments like, "do you think I look sexy today?" and just gives me this really cheeky look. He's always gently holding me around the waist and then last week he was stroking my waist when we was near the computers, and then he stepped back a bit and said, "whoa jailbait much?"
I just wish he was a normal bloke on the street, because I'd definetley still think he was ******* gorgeous, but does he fancy me, and considering our age, is it wrong? | | He totally likes you! lol The age is kinda wrong, but he seems like a charmer. |
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